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thevanishingofme:

FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME ABOUT LAXATIVES, AND FOR EVERYONE WHO THINKS THEY’RE A GOOD WAY TO LOSE “WEIGHT” AND GET A NICE TEENY TINY TUMMY.
I am here to tell you that you are WRONG. You will not get a teeny tiny tummy. You will get this. I’ve barely eaten in days and yet my stomach still looks like it is pregnant with a toddler because my colon is so inflamed from laxative abuse. It has been like this for years. Now, anytime I eat/consume anything, it swells. And it fucking sucks. So there you go. Laxatives in all their ~m1@~ glory.

FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME ABOUT LAXATIVES, AND FOR EVERYONE WHO THINKS THEY’RE A GOOD WAY TO LOSE “WEIGHT” AND GET A NICE TEENY TINY TUMMY.

I am here to tell you that you are WRONG. You will not get a teeny tiny tummy. You will get this. I’ve barely eaten in days and yet my stomach still looks like it is pregnant with a toddler because my colon is so inflamed from laxative abuse. It has been like this for years. Now, anytime I eat/consume anything, it swells. And it fucking sucks. So there you go. Laxatives in all their ~m1@~ glory.

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secondlina:

A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.

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buttfactory:

the best tweet has already been made everybody go home shows over

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be-my-pyjamas:

harry perver and the philosopher’s breast

harry perver and the chamber of titties

harry perver and the prisoner of azkaboobs

harry perver and the goblet of cleavage

harry perver and the order of the boobie

harry perver and the half-blood tit

harry perver and the deathly breasts

Harry Perver and the deahtly breasts

Oh Dan

CAN’T NOT REBLOG

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lacigreen:

tinydragongina:

you-had-me-at-fabulous-hat:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

“Or whatever”….hmmm, I like that better than the “Other” gender alternative popping up on more paperwork and forms…. =D

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ryaninwonderland:

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au meme → con artists (listen)
Hangeng was a smooth talker. Siwon knew how to work a gun. Donghae could get into small spaces. Kyuhyun was the youngest software company C.E.O in Korea. Henry could flash that smile, those dimples and walk away with two fistfuls of diamonds. Hyukjae liked bombs. “You get in. You get the money. You get out.” The best in the game.

au meme → con artists (listen)

Hangeng was a smooth talker. Siwon knew how to work a gun. Donghae could get into small spaces. Kyuhyun was the youngest software company C.E.O in Korea. Henry could flash that smile, those dimples and walk away with two fistfuls of diamonds. Hyukjae liked bombs.

“You get in. You get the money. You get out.”

The best in the game.

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